When the groom asked the bride for his dues,

She smiled, "I've nothing to lose!"

She lowered her eyes,

Parted her thighs

And said, "Which lips do you choose?"

My baby thinks I'm sleazy —

For me, that's pretty easy.

Herself, she's bright and breezy ...

Swells her blood

Arching

Across the fanny she sea.

When Mouse is being cheesy,

My trunk says, "Pretty pleasie,

Make Elephant a sneezy."

Peach.