It was Halloween Eve,

My good friend Steve,

The goblins got ready,

And my good friend Freddie,

The ghosts in carnival mirrors practiced

And my good friend Larry,

The Jack-o'-lanterns bled,

And my good friend Fred,

The headless horseman lost his head,

And not forgetting Ed,

While the witches fanned their gamey stew,

Picked up me and Lou,

And remembering the Virgin's Holy Face,

Made a beeline to the pajama party

So Satan may have sinned in fire and ice,

But we got fucked and sucked by Cindy,