Halloween Eve


It was Halloween Eve,


My good friend Steve,


The goblins got ready,


And my good friend Freddie,


The ghosts in carnival mirrors practiced


getting scary,


And my good friend Larry,


The Jack-o'-lanterns bled,


And my good friend Fred,


The headless horseman lost his head,


And not forgetting Ed,


While the witches fanned their gamey stew,


Picked up me and Lou,


Now what'll we do?


And remembering the Virgin's Holy Face,


Made a beeline to the pajama party


at Linda's place,


So Satan may have sinned in fire and ice,


But we got fucked and sucked by Cindy,


Lisa, Lisa, Susan, Ann,


and Linda twice.