In the most delicious beginning


God created


salsa scrambled eggs


and bacon.


One evening He


was outside


horsing around with


the wild steakburgers


When Eve happened along.


"What'cha up to?"


she observed.


"Oh, making things,"


Suggested the Lord. A hundred million


lizards turned in a crystal bowl


where Beauty stood on hind legs,


mostly unfettered.


"What's that big bone sticking


out from your abdomen?"


Our Lord and Maker gazed down.


"That's my rib."


"And those! So cute, like


little cherry apples."


She knelt to


behold him.


His penis rose like a serpent


in a bed of tiny flowers.


Prayeth the Lord: Just don't


take a bite.