24. So We'll be Bailes & Chet & I'll be Chet & When Bailes leaves her wedding band on to encourage her lover to go unprotected ... "You have a wedding band," (about to come off,) "Well, since I'm married," she tells him, "I don't like my lovers ... to use a condom." ... (This watch is great ... doesn't work!) ... "That came off really nice." ... (Taking smoothness to a whole new level) ... "It's natural, isn't it?" ... (She toys with you) ... "You can get it sharper!" ... (This is not a bad way to die) ... "You have to be fully shaved!" ... (Nothing to hide!) ... "That came off really nice!" ... (Born free!) ... "You don't feel it's improper?" ... (It's quiet, there's nothing going on, then you close your door) ... "The red light district!" ... (To reveal the goddess in you!) ... "I had to say, 'Dad, skip the first pages and go straight in the middle!'" ... (Remembering ... how she stoked through puberty, her nipples swelling up on cones of dense tittie tissue, she'd had to pinch 'em every morning to make sure she wasn't dreaming) ... "They came out perfect!" ... (Some people would attribute this to teenage fluidity, but I would attribute it to purity) ... "Everything keeps falling off!" ... (How long can I last?) ... "Keep 'em! I'm moving on!" ... (You guys are greenhorns!) ... "I'm giving him a top hat!" ... (My mind is floating) ... "The poles are to guard against the Romanians!" ... (Totally bad in every culture) ... "And they might not even know it!" ... (Now it's beginning to float) ... "You can watch me doing anything at all, anytime you want," she says, turning back from the camera ... (Oh, I saw a shooting star!) ... "Baby, don't leave me this way! Don't leave me this way!" ... (Well, there's this wonderful world in you) ... "I wouldn't," she says, "We can just cover it with something." ... (He can ask her for a kiss!) ... "You just have to put it in yourself." ... (Some people really connect! — It's really a question of duration) ... "Don't leave yourself out!" (Did you get any candy?) "There it is!" ... (In the bush, bush, bush, bush, bush!)
25. Let That Be a Learning Experience for You: The curvature of a woman's torso, as it sweeps down her abdomen and tucks between her legs, is her most powerful argument ... Pony up! ... And from this most powerful of arguments, every single pussy is a sad plight & missed opportunity ... so she's going out tonight! ... Why Dogs Smile: "I have a date, you know," she says ... You're a girl, all right! ... "I don't screw around, you know what I mean?" she says, putting a red ribbon in her hair ... That's what I'm waiting for! ... "This underwear's horrible if you're not walking!" she adds, kicking it away, where it lands as a little emerald pittance next to one of the cats ... The others stood around it for days, honoring it ... "You can see why!" ... Right next to me! ... "I'm going out to dinner with him ... (The Eskimo Hypocrite!) ... If I'm not wearing underpants, this must be Denmark." "Did you show him your map of Denmark?" No confessions! "And why do you treat me this way?" Because you're so grateful! To get her husband "used to condoms" they play a game they read about, cutting the tips off half a box of eel-skins, leaving all but one of the remaining "safes" intact. The one exception is "the open sea ring" with the entire sheath cut off. After many months, they have a "moment of truth" with a few of his married friends who've come over, telling them about their "The Natives are Getting Restless" fertility game. "Why don't we play it now!" her husband says, "The natives are getting restless!" "I don't know," she says half-jokingly, teasing them about their "poker night," but they convince her, telling her they'll buy her dangling diamond earrings. They make a "poker date" for the weekend, and bring her the earrings. Until then, she lets them "appreciate" her married body, and sample "a fingerful." "I'll be glad to do it! I'll help you in any way! Mmm, I like teamwork! Ooo, Like one for the road! Mmm, I'm surrounded by winners!" Is That Kinky? Next Saturday afternoon, according to plan, and "on schedule," she hands out the condoms, making sure her husband gets one that's "whole"; Beyond Kinky: She hands out the rest of the "phallic thimbles," secretly knowing.. which one it was. "It's nice not to know," she says, rising up on her tiptoes. "You wouldn't be interested, would you?" She hands the "lucky fucker" to one of the seafarers, who's "surprised," and looking him in the eyes and giving him a lingering kiss, as a service! "Do this before you come." ... You just have to know a thimble more than another person ... or a thimble less! "It's good to go bare," she says, putting on her diamond earrings, with the "open sea ring" high on the lighthouse shore, up and over the shaft of his cock. Over the Top: Her husband has to guide it in.
26. With someone you like, you don't have to try too hard ... "I'm a cheap date" ... J'adore Dior in the air! ... Oh, yeah, she steps out, but she won't give in! ... "You've got to get a monster, and that's it!" ... We'll get to that ... "Man, I'm glad I'm a man! Thank you! Just walking by!" ... "You know what everyone puts on, is baby oil," she says, looking at him curiously ... That should be fun ... "I'll let you look, but you mustn't touch!" ... Scintillating! ... "You're not old enough yet!" ... There's always a reason ... "Take a look at the flower in my buttonhole," she demurs, leaning back ... "That you should really see!" ... falling apart, nearly Trick or treat! ... "Treat! I'm not going that far, but.." ... Mmm! The copulative 'V!' A man's got to eat! ... "Show me baby," says Chet. "Show me where he came." ... Once someone has seen your pussy, that counts for something! ... "Poor thing!" ... If not now, when? ... "Oh, vicious! .. It's so real! .. Inffff! Mmm!" ... "Ah-ah-ah!"
27. Everything's easy – You can't learn that in school. "If the numerator is three men, [Naked Math!] and the denominator is eight inches, what's your quim quotient?" Ans: "Multiply by thirty! My quim quotient is .375 ... times thirty! I don't think you have a diaphragm my size!" You don't have to pretend. "I'm sorry, this isn't fair to you, I've been selfish!" I'm not. I've seen that. "Marriage is the status quim ... times thirty strokes ... pokes!" You Shouldn't Thaw the Dragon ... Too Soon! "I gave him a photo: The one of me playing volleyball in a bikini!" ... Okay, this is a drop-everything rule, because when a certain friend comes to town, (her musician friend, is all I'll say), it's a whole new ball game. If coming in her pussy or mouth is off-limits ("As you crave it!") to her husband, it's a whole other story with ... Him! ... When he comes over, ("In your bed with nothing to do!") she tells her husband she thinks ("Careful! It's really wicked..") she should cuddle & spend the whole night with him, because "He doesn't get that much of a chance ("Oh, way before that!") to spend with me," and when they go out together, the three of them, ("You caused it!") she sometimes wears nothing but a sweater and short blue skirt ("You can fool around (Just now!) and change it!") and sits with her friend across from her husband and flashes him, more than once, ("It's anything goes!") just because it's fun to do in public, and because ("He really likes it!") That night, in front of the fireplace, she slowly licks and sucks his cock, (It's now!) until he comes in her mouth, and she gets to swallow every drop of "her reward!" This would be considered "something really dirty to do" if she didn't from time-to-time look up, (My everlasting wound!) and seeing her husband, say, "What a long-distance looker!" then gazing back upon herself, say, "See how far up it goes!"
28. First We're Going to Go to the Sacred Well, and Put a Sacred Ring Around the House. She leans back on the sofa, spreading her legs and separating her shaven pussy lips, saying, "Here, inside me."
29. It's Ridiculous Not To: "The only thing you can eat the rest of the day ... (The Eskimo Diet!) ... is me!" What would you like to have? "I get so horny, baby, so every Saturday I go out with one of my friends. Are you sure you want to hear this? I'm going out with her tonight ... We have a contest. Can you guess what it is? Is my tangerine button-up-the-front dress your favorite? That's part of it. Are you sure you want to hear it? She's a bad girl ... and I guess I am, too. We're going out to dinner, French table manners. She dresses up really skanky, so I do, too. What should I wear? Will you help me? She's coming by in about twenty minutes ... at seven o'clock sharp. That's why I'm horny, baby .. And tonight she wants me to go out the way you like me to go out with you, you know? And she's sending over one of her friends to pick me up. I told her you wouldn't mind. It's a guy. It's all right, isn't it? Do you want me to make you proud ... like in the magazines? We go to the parties where they wouldn't let you in. And they buy me and my friends nice things so we'll go out with them the next Saturday ... He makes movies and then we vote to see who's skankiest. So I want to be really skanky tonight ... I'm not supposed to tell you the details. We touch each other in a circle. Do you think that's too skanky? And the more someone does something to us, the more we do something to the next person, even if they're ... the same sex ... or ... a different race ... so ... will you help me get ready? That's what you like, isn't it? And one last thing ... my boyfriend likes to make out with me all morning – on his bright, sunny bed ... rock and roll music – and wants to know if you'll come by at noon ... so he doesn't have to get dressed ... Will you do that, honey? Will you pick me up at noon? ... And I won't be wearing anything? And you'll see me that way? ... They like me to leave the house dressed up the way you like me to go out with you ... and they're waiting for me now out in the car. Will you help me unbutton my dress up the front? And leave my wedding band behind? ... They don't want me to talk to you, so someone else will phone you with the address. I'm not wearing a bra, am I? Aren't I skanky? ... But you can't come inside. Knock on the door and wait for me and within fifteen or twenty minutes I'll come out for you to give me back my wedding band, okay? Do you like the way I smell tonight? Do you like that? ... Do you like me and my skanky friends? Do I look like a French au pair and you're my butler? ... Do you want to see my front when I walk? ... Should I wear my hair up like this? ... Do you think what happens, when I walk out front, will be enough to win? ... You wanted me to be a real slut, now I'm a real slut, aren't I? ... Raise my Imperial Green panties up your flagpole."
30. Just Increases Expectations: Chet goes down on her melting, pungent spreading and begins tickling her clit with his tongue. "Oh, I hope you can forgive me," she says, "I thought it's what you wanted. Did I enjoy it too much? Is it going to change things?" Perfection has been reached, not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. "You're just lucky – I was in the mood." "Love means never having to say you're sorry." . . . I'm sorry, I was horny and you weren't there.
31. Were You On a Cloud? ... "Tell me how much you like being a fuck doll." ... What If I Made You Hornier than You Can Imagine? ... "And don't give me any lip!" ... Well, you know, don't you? ... That's the kind of thing ... I would like to leave to others ... She's offering a "Free Inspection!" ... To help her "cut back on smoking" he's allowed to insert his penis completely inside her vagina, provided "you don't move!" ... The Zen Buddhist Rule! ... "It's not cheating if you don't move," she explains, "Fucking is when you swirl your cock in-and-out, back-and-forth, and around. So if you don't move, it's not cheating" ... How fucking your own wife could ever be construed as "cheating" illustrates the parapositional and convention-suspending logic of their "surrealistically simulated congress." While so engaged, he's asked to reconsider whether she should continue to accept "candy from strangers" ... It just doesn't seem to get old, does it? ... "Involuntary ejaculation must mean something," she says, observing the quiet furtive pulses of his penis ... With her ragged breathing, conspiratorial suggestions, squirming body emphasizing each point, ("A musician's .. got to .. have a .. 'steady .. groupie,'" she's told her best friends, leaving her husband way off in the dark.) and bare breasts just beneath his gaze, he's the "stand-in," she'd been suggesting, for her loverboy, who's headlining "in Brussels," ... "Are you Captain Hook?" she asks him. "I'm sore -- Maybe you shouldn't put it all the way in -- Oops! It's already been in!"
32. "Aren't you glad you just found who your partner is?" An Ongoing Story of a Young Woman's Erotic Adventures in Eskimo Kisses at Home & Eskimo Hospitality: What's In It For Me? "I don't have to wear a condom anymore, because it's ..." "... Total Abstinence!" she says, "Though I'll give you permission," she adds, with hardly anything to adjust – just a slight back & forth putting her hair up – "to prepare me, (In Red Ribbons! –'Will they like this?') for a long length of ... real lovers." ... (She's Just Taken a Shower When her Real Friends Come Over): ... "Oh, we left the broom at home!" ... "Don't get alone with us! Don't make up any rules! Don't let us catch you being unfaithful!" ... "That's what I'm thinking of doing." ... Undo the exposure ... "I looked at his hands. It wasn't so much they were huge ...," she says for the second time, trailing off, briefly flashing her shorn pussy! (Passion Pushing Things Forward! – "Do you think he'll like me?") ... The fabric's translucent, the buttons' butter ... "Mmm, lunch in a blouse!" her main squeeze calls out. "You're allowed," she demurs, as she casually unbuttons, shrugging them each out, nu! bobbing, pink! reaching for little more than a damp wash towel ... & just keeps putting it off and giving it to people ... "Oh, Jesus!" "Oh, my God!" ... Oh, foiled again! ... "If your bath towel's about to fall off, raise your hand!"... It's hard to resist ... "Real friends are hard to come by," she admits, shrugging the blouse completely off her shoulders ... "Mmm. Ripe strawberries to licentious melons!" ... "She's a good girl," he says ... "Until today!" she says, with a subtle motion as someone half-yanks the towel from around her waist ... "Maybe you'll have to show them that one!" ... That's it! All the way! ... "Do me a favor, get rid of this!" he says, leaving her totally exposed ("She's moist!" ... Makes her glisten!) completely vulnerable in front of four guys ... "One rip-off after another!" ... And lights! ... "Who is this little girl running around without fur?" ... You've shown and told us what you're going to do ... "How charming! -- Divided wyffins!" ... You are a smooth child ... The white enchilada, for next to nada! ... Lots of limbo! ... "That's the latest thing." ... Now who was not taught that? ... "When am I getting my free massage?" ... He's the head of the whole thing ... "Raise both hands if you don't want your towel to fall off!" ... He picks all the players ... "We're all alone." ... Sure we are! ... "What are we thinking?" ... I thought I was dreaming! ... Her titties might have global repercussions, Waist away! Hips abroad! ... "Who wants to get some rakes?" ... I just had to ask ... "So can your father shoot?" ... Look what I'm reduced to ... "Getting experimental, Richard." ... "I work on this in spurts!" he tells them ... "Dog! You dog, you!" ... More jealousy work! ... "Do you think I'm too fat?" she pouts, dropping the towel completely from her personal life! – those freckles! – impossibly small waist, (turning for us!) pale bikini lines, thin furtive slit, yet flaring frame, (pretending she's alone!) brushing back her chestnut hair (for a glimpse!) ... purposefully brushing it back! ... for all the while she ponies up her pussy, they're boning up for cunt! ... "Oh, God, don't you dare!" she says, with one of them holding her, "Not with my husband watching!" ... "Looks like your wife's in season," her jock and master says, suddenly kissing her, with her squirming and kissing him back! ..."Mmm. Females are choosy; males are horny!" ... Did you know lap dancers make the most tips when they're ovulating? ... With three fingers in her, suddenly wriggling at the words ... "She's in season! Open season! at your beck and call!" ... Resistance ... Sweet! Sweet! ... More Resistance! ... Tryst Twist! ... "I need to go back and forth!" she says, still on his hand, her slight scent noticeable, essential ... Taking something to a whole new level! ... "Ah, the heft of it!" "Pinch 'em!" "Hold her arms!" ... Do people go skinny-dipping? ... "Next week we're going on the ferry!" ... "What are you doing?" she says in mock surprise & cooperative resignation, "Stop anytime, guys!" for the first time allowing the tip of something to replace his hand, the stretched hymeneal ligature on each side, with complete knowledge of each other exquisitely crossing their faces ... She's sinking! ... Sweet! Sweeet! ... "Or if you want to ..." (Red Ribbons Falling off, with "Oh, ahh, ahh!") ... "More jealousy work!" not bothering to cover up, drooling, flaunting it! ... "It's all loose!" ... "Crystal clear? Hmm? ... Crystal clear?" she repeats ... Were you their guide? ... "You have to decide what's in your bones!" ... Did you show them your secret bed? ... "It gets hotter! I have news for you!" ... Did you feel like a star? ... "Next!" she turns and calls out ... Tuck it in! ... "Catch & Release!" ... That's a wet paper joke! ... "How far was she?" a deep voice says, totally familiar, yet always off-camera ... Don't tell anybody at the FCC! ... "Okay, let's see."
33. (I'll Put One Light in the Ceiling (We Have Plenty of Time) Just for the Mood) ... "My mood ring says, 'purple' -- that means I'm horny." "What are we going to do?" "I guess that means it's self-service, or ..." "Or?" "... Or some kind of truth." "I can take your picture, for the cell phone." "Well, who would see it?" "Anybody you call." "Do you want to wash me and make me perfectly clean?" "For perfectly clean pictures!" "And dirty calls!" "So someone will know? ..." "I'm really, really horny!" "Want me to dial it?" "Yes, please dial my phone ... after you ... clean me up!" "It's so beautiful! ...." "And there's nothing you can do about it!" --------- "Hi! ... I'm fine ... I'm being honest today ...." --------- Some Things Are So Wicked You Can Become Addicted to Them: "I loved it," she moans softly as Chet continues his attention ... to his lime-light wife's body. "We," she whispers, "are a Slut Puppy ... faithful husband! ... cheating wife." ... That night he dreams of his wife being fully exposed: (Dream) The two Italian girls get into a little tiff, struggling in their white bikinis, until it becomes obvious one of them is trying to expose the other to everyone. She starts pulling on the other girl's white bottoms, trying to pull them down, which seems to raise the stakes in their fight. As I watch, the other tries pulling down the first girl's bathing suit, too, and inch by inch, the first girl is successful, pulling the other's bikini bottoms down to her knees. Their fight is something between an earnest struggle and an embrace, because they're literally locked together, prolonging our view of everything. (Fin) ... Yes!
34. It's Good to Fly Together: The Eskimo Nude Beach: Sometimes there are way too many people out there, brought to you by, And Her Nipple Pops Out. What Is the First Rule of Art? "Don't bore the public! & ... Would you like to see a trick?" ... She's wearing an invisibility cloak! ... "Is it too tight?" ... Doesn't make any difference ... "So what's next?" ... The whole place will gleam of shining chrome! ... "No one questions it." ... What are those sparkles? They must be diamonds! ... "People see different things, right?" ... How she meets Robert one more time ... Out on the beach, her cotton-clad crescent more threadbare than the covert glances and open gazes of any passerby, even as she removes her top completely, protected from outsiders by the natural coves and inlets where she finds herself curling her bare feet in the shallow waves and wet sands, beach combing, both shelter and cover for those furtive male admirers lucky enough to tag along, every cell of her body drinking them in, yet totally submitting herself in these circumstances only to Robert, in whose arms she intertwines, promising fulfillment, maybe her own quick fingers, and the pale twine across one broad hip coming untied, a last vestige of protection fluttering away, her completely bare skin now crushed in his arms, lifting her face from the shadows of her wretched childhood, rejoicing in its reflection in the knowing, Black face -- promising in its conspiratorial cruelty -- a perfect stage to stand on tiptoes, kiss, lie back in the Caribbean warmth, and make slow, consummate love, kissing more! .. faithful forever! .. and then as rapidly as he can roll away spent, leaking even across the pounding surf, to leave her slit and torn for the rape of others ... Suddenly embarrassed at this other reality, flustered in the moment, and half-naked, she tries to turn away ... Don't hide it! When you got it, flaunt it! ... "Everywhere on earth." ... Who's going to pull it off? ... "What isn't off is just loose." ... Hey! Who's going to pluck on her nipples?
35. It's Such a Beautiful Day! Everyone is Out! "If you're going to daydream," she whispers, "why bother being realistic?" That We Could Do, Too: She has a nice figure, doesn't she? "The electricity was up and on all afternoon." Just keep doing what you're doing ... Don't change! "Maybe we can switch it.." Let's try that. "... Switch cabins ...." Stretches things out. "You fool, you!" But very real. "Very flimsy outfits." Maybe we'll see that, too ... How many times can you sit on a little spot, on the beach? ... "There's always someone around" ... "And people find out" ... "There may be a few around" ... "I'm not shy" ... "Just like your relatives!" ... "People like it when they get something for nothing" ... Sweet, sweet ever sweet, she takes off her pods to give the boys pointers! ... "See? I think I saved myself!" ... You know, young couples today ... and rolling over? ... "I think it's better" ... oh, the rudeness! ... "Now the bottoms?" ... "They pay off the loans" ... Lifting her bottom ... It makes you stop and think for a moment ... "Everyone does" ... Nothing! ... "Ready to separate?" ... "Maybe after!" ... "It's not village life any more" ... You can see that someone giving bare facts about their life is poetry ... "Part of it is the people you meet, too" ... "It's hot today, isn't it?" ... "Look at those two guys .. No don't!" ... They just turn in a minute! ... "It may be charming when it cracks .. It may be like alligator skin" ... "Get lost! Good-bye!" ... "But that's what gave birth to the blues!" ... "They're just stupid and rigid!" ... "I just took one look" ... "You don't have to say anything!" ... Good-bye everybody! I say good-bye to everybody! ... "It's hot today!" ... "What a summer!" ... "I use a lot of that" ... Here's looking at you, kiddo! ... "You have to get more!" ... A towel, an intimate spot, on the beach ... "I have extras -- Just leave it!" ... Take Advantage of our Chambermaids ... Naked, she's a little squirrelly now ... gazing over at Remote Soldiers, her cheeks full of nuts! ... for Pointers & Soldiers & Nothing!
36. The Eskimo Presents: @).).) What's missing? Adventures on a Tramp Steamer: We could put a peephole. "That'll keep it wet!" Well, sometimes it just has a way of finding you. "If you don't have fun, what's the point in living?" "I want a strong man for my significant other," she says, "and I think I've found him ... When I gave him a hand job under the table, he slid three fingers inside me ... then took some of his jism, and smeared it in my pussy, ... with his fingers, ..." she adds, expectantly. "Did you like that?" he says. "He said he's going to thrust a load bigger than that as deep as he can, as soon as he can, as often as he wants." "What did you say?" He gazes down her blouse. " ... I told him he can own me! ... " "Actually, if you don't have too much, nothing's bad." "It's like armpit!" "And she's hiding in the shadows!" ... "You can see! ... You don't have to pay me," she whispers.
37. Making Sure ... Rumor is Pregnant: Now It's Beautiful Legs: Beauty may be skin deep, but nastiness runs deep down! :: & Everything :: in Between ... A houseguest is sent first thing in the morning to help her choose / pick out / select a bathing suit for their day at the beach. "It's like choosing / picking out / selecting a baby," she says when he comes in her room, somehow not finding any bikini, with her hands behind her back, "Do you want to fuck?" ... Her husband catches a glimpse of the two of them at the top of the stairs, murmuring something in Spanish, ("Do you want to fuck?") then suddenly in English, "You do that with your husband?" ... "It's prohibited! I'm in love with my husband!" she tells him, then back to Spanish, with him saying, "Little things we've got to keep to ourselves!" ... "My chance to become a millionaire!" ... "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it" ... "Sooner or later I get what I want," she tells him, switching back to English, as he pulls on the curtain and glances out the window ... "Maybe it's a full moon, or it could be," he tells her (Still in English) ... She joins him behind the curtain ... "Was it huge?" she asks, grazing a breast against his arm, and whispers in Spanish, "You just wait and you can get anything you want!" ... The sun comes up outside! ... One man's meat! ... "Now you know everything about me," she says, coming back in the room, idly toying with a mix-matched bikini ... "You know what?" he asks her, "I think your titties are tremendous!" ... "You don't think they're too ... uncovered?" ... "Just beautiful!" ... and meanwhile, downstairs, (How it all began ...) "Want my cock to wear a raincoat, so it doesn't get drenched?," he wonders, gazing up ... (I must have done something wrong ... Maybe I played naked hockey! ... Sudden glory! ... This is what I can't figure out) ... and upstairs, "There's bigger ones, too!" ... "Then if we want, we can snip it off!" she says ... "Some bathing suit!" he tells her. "We'll have to do it again at the end of the day," she says, "... to make sure," then finds it, ... and wears it downstairs.
38. Eskimo, help her get naked. "What better place to show off your down-the-blouse bare titties than in a gay café? ... 'Bare-Eyed Thrush Feigns Indifference!'" ... Her plump, berry-tipped, don't-bend-over, conceal'ems are the pink elephant in the room ... No one can mention the V-neck, scooping into a sheltered cove, with white sands and pink shells ... "Oooo! Are you lucky!" ... Some people just like that ... This is what they were famous for, sitting around in slips ... "Thank God they're not lining up out the door, because I'd be dead! Did you close it?" ... Oh, the bounce of it! Oh, the spread of the sweetness! Oh, to experience her soul! ... "Dressed appropriately" ... It's fantastic! ... "But more!" ... Especially people whose parents were school teachers ... "The world has more to offer than money." (–Ben S. Bernanke) ... You're very tricky about these things ... "Just for you!" ... They'll destroy you ... "What a beautiful necklace!" ... They can just turn in a minute ... "Oh, Sorry! I didn't know!" ... Before you know what to do, it's hard! ... "Home Depot Unit Sees Price Plunge in a Tight Market!" ... That's why! ... "It's a little sad." ... It didn't bother me that much ... "Embrace Your Inner Freak!" ... John Erickson, Psychotherapist ... "Anyone can get married!" ... These are very simple things ... "Hmm! Did I do that?" ... Don't expect to get something you ask for! ... "Darn! You caught me!" ... It Is Safer to be Seen than to be Invisible: Interview for a camera! ... "Mmm, you smooth-lipped yummy!" ... Guilty! Guilty to a culpa! ... "The Philanthropic Philanderer!" ... For what you are about to receive! ... "So let's do that now!" ... What a mind! ... "They don't call her an undercover agent for nothing!" ... You do what you have to do! ... "All of a sudden it's gone!" ... I got a little bit carried away ... "What a fox!" ... Thank you! That's very friendly of you ... "You touched his penis?" ... No, no, it's deep inside! ... "It's hard, huh?" ... It gets harder and harder! ... "What's next is the missionary position!" ... —When you have one leg, she says, getting a leg up, taking a sharp breath, —nothing is boring ... "He should stand alone!" ... No, no! A tango is a sad feeling that you dance.
39. Why don't you write your name? "My ... you know ... alias?" ... Where in theory, no one would be interested: "You would!" "And who else would?" "I guess I could practice" ... au Naturel! ... She's very good to people when she gets to know them ... "We were just sitting around talking," she says ... She's like a friend who's always around, who's up for anything. "There is no straight lumber," her "best friend" notes, moments before unleashing his own seed deep within her womb ... "It's all just, 'How warped is it?' You can get slightly warped, a little warped, and really warped!" ... "The rules still apply!" she says after everyone's left, "Back to me!" tied squirming spread-eagled on a mattress. It's a good rule ... the German Rule: "I don't want to fill it up twice in one day! Are you going to untie me?" with her somehow "seeking the seed of straight lumber" ... I think it can be done. The supermarket's a good place, too. He puts the tip of his penis at the gate of her vagina, and whispers in her ear, "I just never get it!" ... It must be the factory, with her kissing & cuddling & touching & petting ... "I know, but it's fun!" she admits, one of her hands loose, now protecting herself. If she's been "bad once," it's a good rule, the German Rule, "Don't fill it up twice in one day!" ... Unbelievable, huh? Try to get straight ones! I know it's hard these days, pulling her sundress back down. That's a really fat chance! ... wrapping it up with a perfunctory peck, "Let's find the biggest one!" ... A donkey dick! ... "Actually, girls love horses! 'Nowadays, European warmbloods from the Netherlands, Germany and France are in vogue.' So why don't we go to Europe, have a ball, and tell our friends to go fuck themselves?" ... Reindeers have horns!
40. Eskimo, finish the job! "You could take him upstairs .. Hike up your skirt a little more!" ... You can go by feel ... "Pervert! .. Pimp!" ... Woo! I know, I know ... for a window ... I Like the Way her Vagina Slivers & Wicks! ... "All men are idiots, and I married their king!" ... She wears the pants, even when they're off! ... "You really are a dirty old man, aren't you?" she shoots back. "You'd better stop putting ideas in my head" ... Love knocks! ... "Just what do you have in mind?" she says ... Why don't you show him your birthday suit? ... sweep her off her feet ... with one kiss ... (a deep bosom bend, and flash!) ... Greetings from behind the cloth! ... Poke out is better than poke in! ... "Maybe the new direction isn't up, it's out!" ...
"Topless Sunset"
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Stunning! Scintillating!
The sky's a crazy breast,
its shoreline jutting out,
red nipple in the west.
There's a lot of it, Oops! ... "Well, who are you going to believe," she says, "me or your own eyes?" ... You have no idea how hard it is ... No matter what you do, something else is going to pop up! ... "Scoot over! ... I'm not used to working two shifts!" ... "Reveal yourself." ... "He's my pimp." ... "Let's bare her on the Internet." ... She can't help but cup a breast, bend a nipple bud ... "It's the adrenaline," she says, "I'm in over my head!" ... one step from heaven ... "We're taking it slow-w" ... feel her body rise! ... "If someone's naked and riding on a fish, it'd be the most naked fish!" ... What size is it? ... "The outcast of the islands!" ... I smell sexy candy! ... "Just a little!" ... and choose clamp!
41. There's More to Life Than Money! Show your world to me ... Ooo! A lot of great sights in Kansas City!" With a Freudian slip! Great is the Gate, Narrow is the Way: As often as possible! Ah, the truth! The Italian Rule, the Eskimo Rule, the German Rule, inexorably the same, always playing the fringes, "Just a little higher!" with no price to pay, ((not the kind you take to meet your mother) the kind you want to take home!) (a certain reverent preparation (Modeling a T-shirt, Boing! Boing!: "Is this too small?" ... I .. don't .. think .. so!) and careless illumination of forbidden fruit,) beginning with a verifiably bare pussy, ((its sweet consummate softness, ((always forbidden to me,) just for milking and pulling strange spud,)) with a bit of coaxing!) and ending with, "And I'll bring back proof so you'll know I'm not lying!"
42. She Really Gets Into it, Doesn't She? Eskimo, what was it we were thinking of? Holding It Open! "Mmm, Oop! Wardrobe Malfunction!" Search Result: Her Human Torso, Ne'er Fainting Heart, Knees Up & Bar of Light. Before work each day she has to show her husband she's not wearing any underpants. She Wags Her Finger: "And be in bed by never!"
43. They'll Do Anything You Want. Maybe a little flirting then ... "And new romances?" "You want all of them to feel up your naughty Bailes' boobies and all have a chance to fuck her just a little bit, right? That's what you want me to do, right? You want me to be your sexy, naughty Bailes, don't you? And you want them all to get a good look at little Bailes, right?"
44. A Little Variety Never Hurts! "I'll have to let that sink in." "Have to have some ground rules, though!" "Pictures of you amid lightning bolts!" "Because that's the best you'll ever make, right?" "Ground Rule: A condom breaks the current!" Never do anything the way other people do it! It gives new meaning to the phrase, meaningful relationship: For every single woman who has ever shown me her pussy, Thank you! I am extremely grateful ... Here's my vote: Peel it off! ... "I'll peel it off," she says, "so you can tell me if I'm going to have fun tonight ... when I go out" ... "Oh, God!" he says, "They're so good!" ... "That's what they say," she says, "but I'm not!" ... Thieving from his spiritual master, he's singing, "You are the hot dog of my soul, the popcorn of my eyes, the raisinets of my fingers, you're my butterscotch!" ... "Out! Out!" she's crying out, arching her back like a cat, "Out! Out, you fool!" her breasts so ... touchable, pussy so ... reliable! ... "You don't play the way I do," she says, leaning back. "You play with someone in your mind," she tells him, "I play with someone in my arms ... I lean back ... and fool around with someone with my eyes ... I seduce a person! ... while you're wearing a rubber ducky! ... I come for keeps with someone really fucking me!" ... Oh, singing in the pain! ... totally sub-schizophrenic!
45. Eskimo Truth & Dare: "Eskimo, tell me the truth. Is there anything better than a thong?" "A thong too long, or half a thong!" She's the guiding light at her company, where her boss knows her slut alias: "Bailes," and since that's the case, why bother wearing a bra or any underwear? He tells her, "You're on that path anyway . . . Now you can have fun at work."
46. "Why do you want me to show off my pussy?" "Because men appreciate it." "Well, don't you think it's an invitation?" "It's a matter of who's been invited." It's Where the Power of the Other World Becomes Manifest. Don't go where I can't follow! ... She's in the Slow & Easy school, observing him, first picking up a glass bottle of Jovan Island Gardenia, almost carelessly dropping it, and then selecting a slender bottle of Moroccan perfume, J'adore Dior, applying a drop to her wrist with a glass rod, letting it magnify her own fragrance throughout the room, with just a drop! ... and in that they both can tell her pulse is ready to roam! ... Sociopaths have great theory of mind, ... but they couldn't care less. Except that .. the scent says she's getting ready for a date :: taking the plunge! "Oh my God! She so deserves to show those off!" Mmmm. Forbidden fruit tastes ... tastes ... What do you call it? Woman as Temptress & Coquettish Menace. ... A twisting shoulder :: There! The freckle! ... There's a lot to see here ... and no one can tell her what to do with her sacred pudenda. "I'll show you first," she says, giving me the pink slip! "It's hot in all these clothes." /// amd mow tth bra //
